Our EURO-BOUT TO GROW A BEARD TOUR is shaping up to not only be our biggest international tour yet, but also our most beardy. We’ve already added an extra show at The Borderline in London, sold out our Copenhagen show, moved our Dublin and Hamburg shows to bigger venues, and lots of other shows are filling up fast. If you’re in Germany, The Netherlands, Denmark, Ireland, Scotland or England, don’t miss out on seeing this year’s most beard-related musical event.

 

PLUS our show at The Underground in Cologne is being filmed and broadcast by the good bearded folk at Rockpalast, spreading the bearded feeling all over Germany. Great stuff.

 

We’re also looking forward to visiting THIS statue again in Amsterdam… Last time we were there we spent so long admiring it that we almost missed the gig…

It’s going to be a massive 2014, especially in the areas of beards, beard-growing and beard-related songs. We trust that by now your new-years-resolution beards are coming along nicely, so for some extra encouragement, here’s a list of things that we are planning for 2014…

 

-Have really good beards

-Embark on our biggest ever European Tour in February

-Admire our beards in the mirror

-Release our 4th album about beards

-Make some filmclips

-Have even better beards

-Head back to Byron Bay Bluesfest for more beard-filled frivolity

-Head off on a MASSIVE Australian tour – details coming soon.

-Be generally bearded in all areas of life

 

Also, as a late Christmas present, here’s the classic hit single If Your Dad Doesn’t Have a Beard You’ve Got Two Mums for you to enjoy once more:

 

We’ve been listening to our first three albums about beards and we’ve decided that they’re just not beardy enough. To rectify this we’ve been busy recording our fourth album, which will be comprised entirely of songs about beards. The album should be ready mid 2014. Oh yeah. Beards.

 

In what must be the most exciting news since Chuck Norris grew his beard back, the world’s foremost bearded ambassadors The Beards are returning to Europe to continue their beard-themed rock n roll assault. After a slew of sold-out shows across the UK and Europe in May, the band will return in February 2014 to once again ostracize the clean-shaven and champion the cause of bearded folk far and wide.

CLICK ON THE LINKS BELOW TO GRAB YOUR TICKETS BEFORE SOME BEARDLESS GUY GETS THEM!

 

BERLIN
MAGNET CLUB – WED FEB 5th

HAMBURG
MOLOTOW – THUR FEB 6th

BREMEN
TOWER MUSIKCLUB – FRI FEB 7th

COPENHAGEN
IDEAL BAR – SAT FEB 8th

AARHUS
ATLAS BAR – SUN FEB 9th

FRANKFURT
NACHTLEBEN – TUES FEB 11th

COLOGNE
UNDERGROUND – WED FEB 12th

ROTTERDAM
ROTOWN – THUR FEB 13th

TILBURG
013 – FRI FEB 14th

AMSTERDAM
MELKVEG SUGAR FACTORY – SAT FEB 15th

BIRMINGHAM
GLEE CLUB – MON FEB 17th

BELFAST
BLACK BOX – WED FEB 19th

DUBLIN
WHELANS – THUR FEB 20th

MANCHESTER
RUBY LOUNGE – FRI FEB 21st

BRISTOL
THE FLEECE – SUN FEB 23rd

BRIGHTON
KOMEDIA – MON FEB 24th

NEWCASTLE
THINK TANK – WED FEB 26th

NOTTINGHAM
GLEE CLUB – THUR FEB 27th

EDINBURGH
VOODOO ROOMS – FRI FEB 28th

GLASGOW
STEREO – SAT MARCH 1st

ABERDEEN
LEMON TREE – SUN MARCH 2nd

LONDON
THE BORDERLINE – TUE MARCH 4th

 

Extremely bad news: We have been forced to cancel our upcoming tour of USA & Canada. Full

refunds will be available to all ticket holders. The entire tour was cancelled after US Immigration

denied the band performance visas. The US consulate is yet to give a reason for the refusal. We

will be appealing the decision and if it is overturned, we will return to America and Canada to play

shows as soon as we possibly can. We want to offer our most sincere apologies to all of our North

American fans.