THE FINAL SHOW VIDEO - Exclusive Tshirt Pre-sale Package
The Final Concert Video is being released on limited edition USB on World Beard Day 2017. Pre-order now and choose any tshirt, and you can have both for just $50!
All The Bearded Ladies - Tee
The smash hit single from The Beard Album - now in t-shirt form!!
Australian Farewell Tour - Tee
LIMITED SIZES AVAILABLE*
If you're a lady or a small man, GOOD NEWS! You can now grab one of the last remaining t-shirts from the band's epic farewell tour. BUY THE TSHIRT AND PRETEND YOU WERE THERE!!
End of the World (for Beardless People) - Australian Tour Tee
To celebrate the end of the world (for beardless people) The Beards spread their propaganda throughout the far reaching corners of Australia. This tee comes complete with a bearded asteroid smashing the earth on the front, and all the tour dates on the back. Limited stock only - will not be reprinted (because, you know, the world ending and all that jazz)...
I Like Beards - Tee
NOTE: This shirt is now only available in burgundy, not navy as indicated in the image.
If you like beards, this is the t-shirt for you. Inspired by the beard-related song of the same name, the all new I LIKE BEARDS t-shirt will leave no-one in any doubt about your feelings towards beards. Grab one now, or, if you really, REALLY like beards, grab two!!
If Your Dad Doesn't Have a Beard, You've Got Two Mums - Tee
Finally everyone's favourite song is now a tee shirt! This friendly bearded character comes complete with little kiddies in his beard.
Because If Your Dad Doesn't Have A Beard, You've Got Two Mums,
The Joy, The Wonder, The Beard.
No Beard, No Good - Tee
Show your support for the bearded and your attitudes towards the beardless with this stylish and informative tee.
Remember: No Beard, No Good
The Beards 'BEARD' - Tee
Now even the beard-challenged can show their support for the bearded with this snazzy tee shirt. If you have a beard already, EVEN BETTER! This tee is like the beard accompaniment that your beard always wanted, if there’s one thing better than a beard – it’s two beards.
The Beards Logo - Tee
Wear the name of your favourite beard-related band across your chest like any good music fan. Or, if you hate the band, wear it ironically.
Available in black on grey (pictured) or white on black.
World Beard Day - Tee
Falling annually on the first Saturday of September, World Beard Day is the beardiest and therefore best day of the year, and now we're proud to re-release these awesomely retro 'World Beard Day 1982' t-shirts. Featuring a stylish neck and sleeve trim in mens sizes, and a stylish lack of trim in the ladies design, these are the perfect accessory for the World Beard Day enthusiast.
LIMITED SIZES AND STOCK AVAILABLE
You Should Consider Having Sex With a Bearded Man - Tee
It's the hit single, crowd favourite and ever-popular t-shirt.
Next time she says 'I'm bored honey', you can just go on and point at your shirt!
The Final Show Video - Loaded on a Limited Edition USB Comb
The Beards' record-breaking and beard-shaking farewell tour culminated with a massive final show in their hometown of Adelaide, South Australia. Captured on film in front of a packed-to-the-rafters crowd at the iconic Governor Hindmarsh Hotel, The Beards delivered a truly memorable sign-off to a remarkable live career. Now you can re-live every sweaty moment of that momentous occasion as we present the full 2hr concert loaded onto an awesome and unique Beards comb-shaped USB stick. This limited release will be available worldwide on World Beard Day, September 2nd 2017 - pre-order the USB version and receive exclusive access to stream the full concert online on World Beard Day weekend!
-1080p .mp4 file of the final concert video
-16GB re-usable comb-shaped USB
-Gift box packaging
-Exclusive streaming access on World Beard Day