Strokin’ My Beard Tour hailed as ‘Best Beard-related Tour of 2015 So Far!’25th May, 2015


MASSIVE, massive thanks to everyone who came out out to see us on the recently-completed Strokin’ My Beard Tour. It was great to get around Oz once again, catching up with plenty of old bearded friends and making heaps of new ones. We’ll have more tour dates for the second half of the year announcing soon, and in the meantime we’ve got some exciting new beard-related things in development… stay tuned and we’ll see everyone again real soon.

Much love,

The Beards


There’s No Shit in our Beards, but the Mainstream Media is Completely Full Of It5th May, 2015

DSC_2971-200x300By Nathaniel Beard

Over the last couple of days, a tide of articles has emerged claiming that a “scientific study” has found some beards contain more faecal matter than a toilet. It always amuses me to watch the now-redundant beardless overclass and their increasingly desperate attempts to discredit beards. It should come as a surprise to nobody that the multitude of articles covering this story in such dubious publications as The Mirror and contain little to no truth.

Let’s take a look at the actual study shall we? Oh wait – we can’t because it doesn’t exist. After trying to get our hands on the data unearthed in this alleged scientific experiment, it quickly became evident that no proper scientific study took place and no poo was found in any beards. As was reported in The Guardian, the only thing that happened was that a reporter from an Albuquerque news network (yes a reporter and not a scientist) swabbed a handful of beards (the number was unspecified) and then talked to a microbiologist about what the swab-results revealed. They found that “while some contained normal bacteria, others contained bacteria similar to those found in faecal matter”. That’s right – similar, but not the same. The bacteria in question are called “enterics” and are also found in the human intestine. While it’s true that human faeces is partially composed of this type of bacteria, it is wholly inaccurate to claim that the two are one and the same. Further to this, none of the levels of bacteria found in the swabbed beards were high enough to pose any threat to human health. The microbiologist interviewed also pointed out that if you swab anything that we touch regularly – be it your toothbrush, kitchen sponge or the hair on your head, you will find tons of germs. In fact it’s not unheard of for human skin to contain the same kind of bacteria normally found in the gut. This information was omitted by most of the articles, which were more concerned with scare-mongering and hyperbole than accurate, fact-based reporting.

We the bearded are used to these laughable attempts to undermine the beard. The multi-billion dollar shaving industry has reported huge losses on men’s shaving products globally and will do anything they can to manipulate the masses into shaving. This recent swathe of bogus articles should serve as a lesson to the public not to believe everything you read (although the bearded members of the public will already be aware of this, as they’ve been scientifically proven to be smarter, more astute and more well-read than their beardless counterparts). Having said all of this, it should be noted that even if these allegations were true (which they aren’t), even if this was a proper scientific study (which it wasn’t), even if it had a decent sample size (which it didn’t) and even if the results were published in a reputable scientific journal (which they weren’t), I’d still rather have pieces of shit in my beard than be a beardless piece of shit.


The Strokin’ My Beard Tour is Beard-strokingly Good!23rd March, 2015


The Strokin’ My Beard Aussie tour got off to a blistering start in Victoria – thanks to Anthony Smith Photography for this awesome shot a Melbourne’s HiFi. Luckily for everyone else, we’re just getting warmed up – check out all the dates and grab your tickets right here!



New Shows Announced3rd February, 2015


The bearded have spoken and The Beards have listened! Due to popular demand we’ve added a handful of extra shows to our already-massive Strokin’ My Beard Tour. Tickets for all shows are onsale now, click here to grab yours now or check out all the dates below…

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New Filmclip… New Tour… It’s All Happening!!19th January, 2015

We said 2015 would be the Year Of The Beard… now we’re making good on those claims with some big beard-related news. First up, we’ve released our second single from The Beard Album, the crowd favourite Strokin’ My Beard. We’ve also got a brand new film clip which you can watch above – it was filmed by some bearded guys on their mobile phones during our recent Europe adventure which makes it extra beardy.


The other ultra-excellent news is that we’re heading off on tour again around Australia in support of the new single. We’ll be hitting all states and territories – full dates below, plus you can grab tickets right here on this website. YES!!!!!

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