Big big thanks to everyone who came out to help us celebrate 10 years in style. For those of you who missed out, fear not – we’ve got some big announcements coming up soon and we’ll definitely be hitting the road again some time in 2016 to share the beard love once again. You can also catch us in Sydney on November 7th at Fisher’s Gig in Campbelltown. In the meantime, keep on thinking about beards with this informative list of beard facts…
-The average beard contains over 30,000 hairs
-If a man never once shaved in his lifetime, his beard would grow to an average length of 8 metres
-9 of The Colonel’s 11 secret herbs and spices were extracted from his own beard
-Facey McStubblington’s beard is insured for over $1.5 million
-Your beard protects you from harmful UV rays
-Your beard keeps growing after you die
-John Beardman Jr has a painfully large penis
-If you don’t have a beard you can fuck right off
For more useful beard information make sure you’re across our facebook and twitter…
The Ten Long Years, One Long Beard Anniversary Tour started with a bang in Queensland over the long weekend but we’re just getting warmed up. We’ve got some bangin’ gigs coming up in Vic, SA and NSW so jump over to the tour page to grab your tickets. Only a couple more chances to catch us this year so if you’re in any doubt about our feelings towards beards, make sure you don’t miss out!!
A decade of beards has been leading up to this! The ten-year anniversary compilation double-album Ten Long Years, One Long Beard is out September 4th! Order your copy right now from the online store – buy a copy of the CD and receive a free digital download of the entire album.
Featuring the greatest hits from all 4 studio LPs, rare and previously unreleased tracks, a brand new single PLUS an entire live set, it’s ideal for the longtime fan or the uninitiated. This is the BEARDIEST OF THE BEARDY!!